WE CAN DO THIS

fandoms-are-love-troyler-is-life:

WE NEED TO GET #1 ON EVERYTHING SO DONT JUST PREORDER TRXYE BUY HAPPY LITTLE PILL RN TOO BECAUSE WE CAN GET IT TO #1 IN THE SONG CATEGORY TOO AND LETS DO THE SAME WITH THE MUSIC VIDEO WHEN IT COMES OUT OK GUYS? #1 ACROSS THE CHARTS

YOU SKIPPING OUT ON STRABUCKS CAN MAKE SOMEONES DREAMS COME TRUE

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

trxyler5ever:

troyes-lil-nugget:

If your quiet, you can hear the screams of Troye Sivan’s fans

why would you be quiet? you’re supposed to be screaming rn

TRXYE IS NUMBER 3 IN THE US RIGHT NOW WE ARE SO CLOSE TO NUMBER 1 I CANT FUCKING TASTE IT

itustroyler:

ITS NUMBER 2 NOW

tyler-thequeen:

right in the feels
627
pepsical:

bieberhemmings:

Luke really did have it all planned out.

but wait calum
rebelyoutubefangirlx:

tyleroakleysslave:

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

I can’t wait to use this on all of the new Fangirls that think they will marry troye 😂😂😂

Tbh we still think we’ll marry troye.

I can’t wait for a bunch of interviewers for teen magazines to be confused too. I can picture it now.
Interviewer: So what are some qualities you look for in a girlfriend?
Troye:
Interviewer:
Troye:
Interviewer:
Troye: A dick.

justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD